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Alexander Peden's mask

The Alternative 26

The Alternative 26 saw aspiring writers join V Campbell, Joan Lennon, Elspeth Murray and Jamie Jauncey for a unique creative writing workshop. We paired them up with our 26 ‘treasures’ - here's what they wrote about them.

Serf’s Collar

The Cleaner

I always reach the collar around 9pm, give or take. I take my time, watching cleaning fluid drizzling down the glass like rain, transfixed.

‘Perpetuall servents’, the relic says. You and me both. My calling (apparently) is to sweep cheese sandwich crumbs from museum floors.

They found it in a river, your golden noose, your halo. But your crime had washed away.

Bridget Hamilton

The Maiden

My name

My name is Maiden.
My body is iron-coloured oak
My heart twinned tackle and rope
No gentlemen can claim to pull on my strings sir.
A virgin no more
Quiver when I creak
Shudder when I break
And make nay a move when I fall
My name is Maiden
And if you let me, I’ll be the last lover you ever know.

Callum Heitler

Alexander Peden's mask and wig

Peden’s mask

Behind the mask
Once cleanish
I am now outlawed

With the rest of him

 

That never saw
my church that was
rechristened for the
common good

I have still
got my eye on
wee eck and
his cronies

 

the smelling
of blood of dead
sweaty stench of slavery

 

roughly
stitched gash
with teeth

 

the beard
man and vanity

 

Caroline Barr

Hilton of Cadboll stone

STANDING STONE

reaching for the stars
oh ya beauty
human vanity and human stupidity
recorded forever.
Yeah. Thanks for that.

tangled knots
webs of life
intermingling
it’s funny how stone seems alive.

Worship you?
not in this day and age, thanks very much.
No-one likes a mystery.
Combs? Mirrors? There must be a scientific explanation.
After all, it’s just a lump of stone.
Right?

Elisabeth Flett

Queen Mary harp

The Song of the Woodworm

Does music flavour wood, even after so very long?
Imprisoned notes bleed into your burrows.
Echoes of voices whisper in the darkness;
The bragging, the songs, the weeping.

Do you form the traces into your own myths in your dark halls?
Clothe the walls with memories
From the world outside your world, the harp?

What are your songs,
As you consume history?

Gill Arbuthnott

Suit of Ross tartan

Suit of Ross tartan

I proclaim my ancestors

You’re a medical student’s fancy dress

I honoured a great king

The gouty alcoholic at the street
party did not see you

I flaunt my cockade
and magnificent sporran

They’re a wee rosette of ruched red
ribbon and a frustrated folded ferret

I travelled the world

You ran away. You rushed
for Australian gold

I returned

We remained

 

Jane Cooper

Arthur’s Seat miniature coffins

The Burial of a Battalion

As the wind roared and the rain lashed,
As traders bartered and waves crashed,
A procession climbed the Seat.

Dressed in their weathered uniforms and metallic boots,
Solemnly, they lay in intricate boxes,
As onwards their owner carried them.

They’d fought to defend a hillside,
For a boy and a man named Arthur,
But had courageously lost,
And paid the ultimate price.

Jerry Moriarty

Silver travelling canteen

Prince Charles Edward Stuart’s silver travelling canteen, H. MEQ 1584

“Kepple! Plucked this from the Caledonian mud. That upstart Jacobite’s, I don’t doubt. Not bad, but not my sort of thing. Confounding fiddly. Snuff more fitting to a man than nutmeg, in my view. You’re one for the ladies, might be more your ‘quaich’, as they say. Be a good chap and close the door after you. Good work, by the way.”

Kyra Pollitt

Sporran clasp with four concealed pistols

Trigger

You: I wonder, do you remember me?

Me: (forlornly) I remember.

You: (with building aggression) How loudly I screamed and fought for you?

Me: You left me all alone.

You: Nonsense, I was the loudest of both of us.

Me: Only because I was less than silent.

You: I was there. I tried. I was loaded and you failed to pull.

Rebecca Harvey

Towie ball

BY THE BALLS

I’m cold. Sitting here with my legs open for all to see. The light shining right in my… I need a hand. Please. Hold me. Fond memories of hot fingers curling round my curves. The flame’s shadows veiling my secret tattoos, revealing nothing. Pass me around, I don’t care. The more the merrier. Hold me and you’re the Big Man. For now.

Sarah Morrison

Westlothiana Lizziae

The Truth of the Matter’

So much is unknown
about ‘Lizzie the Lizard’.
The oldest-known reptile?
Amphibian? Or what?

So what do we know?

Ancient and then some
buried in Bathgate
a local lassie
or maybe a lad.

All that is certain is
geologists and grant-givers
bankers and biscuit makers
philatelists and oilmen
councils and curry lovers
and ‘many other donors’…

all helped bring ‘her’ to us.

Claire Allan

Lewisian gneiss

Rock on a Pedestal

Badger brindled,
buried below billions of years,
beneath worlds of weight.

Fire folded,
ridged by rain,
weathered by wind.

You are the ancestor rock.
You were here at the first,
and you are still here.

The molten melding,
the long slow cooling,
the ponderous shrug of continents.

Then. Now. They are nothing to you.
Brindled. Buried. Folded. Weathered.
You are still here.

Joan Lennon

Govan rent strike rattle

Rackety

The wooden clatter unites the people: the voice of law and order. “Stop! Thief!” – stop the cutpurses and house-burglars. But now the once voiceless wields this voice: Stop the cutpurses who bleed us for our rent; the house-burglars who take our homes. Its voice is not of comfort that tradition will survive but of hope for a new city, a better world.

John Veitch

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26 Treasures

Serf's collar

Serf's collar

The Maiden

The Maiden

Hilton of Cadboll stone

Hilton of Cadboll stone

Alexander Peden's mask

Alexander Peden's mask

Queen Mary harp

Queen Mary harp

Suit of Ross tartan

Suit of Ross tartan

 

Arthur's Seat coffins

Arthur's Seat coffins

 

Silver travelling canteen

Silver travelling canteen

 

Sporran clasp with four concealed pistols

Sporran clasp with four concealed pistols

Towie ball

Towie ball

Westlothiana lizziae

Westlothiana lizziae

Lewisian gneiss

Lewisian gneiss

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